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The Loss of our Beloved Teacher

It was a normal day and everyone was in the classroom, after a day of hard work, waiting for our instructor. Ed was late, which was unusual. Suddenly he came into the classroom, holding his old brown bag, but he looked destructed. He totally ignored us and consentrated on killing an imaginary insect. That´s how it goes. First, he hit some of his students with the newspaper, in his effort to kill the insect, leaving us a little confused. Later he forced a few kids to stand up, one of them was asked to do weird things! After that point we realised he got nuts. But it was too late, he was in total control of our mind, we couldn´t react. Next morning, we were asked to write down everything we could remember to help the doctors treat and cure our beloved teacher.

Heaneys Post

Fly in summerschool
Teacher gets crazy!

Our story starts in Methodist college, a very luxury place in Belfast. In the afternoon of 25th July, the famous teacher Ed was on his way to the classroom. As he got in, his attention was grabbed by a fly. He started running up and down the class, trying to kill it. He tried to kill it on three students´heads and finally as he hit a student really hard, he killed it. After that the teacher started getting crazy and took all the things out of his bag. He forced two students to stand up, another one to act like an elephant and another one to sing stupid songs. Finally he told the one standing student to sit on a chair and the one who was singing to sit on her knees. He got the student who was acting like an elephant behind them and another one to point at them and laugh at him.
We shall see what is coming next...

Dunlop Gossipers

Ed is Getting Mad
Something really unexpected happened at Methodist College. Ed got in the room holding a bag and he was looking for a fly. Then he took off his bag a newspaper and tried to kill the annoying fly. After that he told Fernando: ´Don´t move´and tried to kill the fly bouncing on children´s heads with the newspaper. It was Carlos an Gogo. Then he took a blue hat out of his bag and put it on the floor. He gave his newspaper to Lukia and his MP3 to Gogo. He told Lisa and Carlos to stand up . He told Greg to have his tongue out and put his hands next to his face. He told Aggeliki to sing and made Lisa sit on a chair. Aggeliki followed her and Greg stood behind them. He also told Sophia to point at Greg and laugh...

Dolorean´s Daily

Poor Fly, Poor Greg
A very weird thing happened yesterday at a summerschool in Belfast. Ed, a strange man, came suddenlyinto the classroom and he tried to hit a fly on a child. The first victim was Fernando. Carlos had the sam luck. But the one who paid the price was Gogo. The madness continued and the man started to take things out of his bag. Strange things. And gave them to the kids. First he took out a voicerecorder and gave it to Gogo. Then, a newspaper and gave it to Loukia. But the most strange and dangerous thing was a pair of scissors that he gave to Lida. After that he started behaving even more unusually. He told Carlos and Lisa to stand up and he made Greg to make a funny face! The end was unexpectable. An end you could never dream of... Freedom was gone forever...

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A gorgeous hippo dancing ballet
In total freedom, in a pink skirt
Dreamed of velvet curtains
In a huge stage.

It wanted to spend its life
Dancing in the wide sea
And juggling with knives
And fishes would love it.

It did.
It wore its loveliest dress,
Tidied its house´s mess,
ate a lollypop, laughed a lot
and bought suglasses.
It was really hot.